- She might have spoken with her boyfriend. (When I said, "But that doesn't make you tired!" I got the most suggestive eyebrow raise I've ever received from a 15-year-old.)
- She could have spent the night outside with a pink elephant in a gay bar.
- She could take Russian lessons at night.
- She might take wrestling classes at night.
- She might have woken up in Africa.
- She could have watched a TV show about tuna.
- She might have been taken by a UFO.
- She could have been in penguin-land, where it is night for 6 months.
- She might have gone to a party with the rugby team.
- She could have spent a torrid night with Brad Pitt, Jude Law and Johnny Depp in the same time.
The Rest of the D.R.
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